Albino Black
Created in an unauthorized bio-lab in South Memphis, Albino Black is a chimera composed of RNA sequences found in Crunchy Blacks hair sample and the toenail of that guy from the movie Powder. As the result of a head injury sustained after slipping in water doing a chin up at Treadwell, Al Black is permanently confined to the quarters of his recording studio in mid-town Memphis, where he remains stationary in the chair at his Ableton rig, and survives soley on malt liquor and hand rolled cigarettes of cheap bulk tobacco.
Nicholas Name
Nicholas Name is a sentient A.I. from a botched music experiment that was conducted in a narcotics lab located in a basement of the Cahuenga corridor in Hollywood, CA. As a result of a coding error, Nick Name’s only two prime directives perpetually compel him to seek out open DJ slots at nefarious nightclubs and afterhours venues. Nicholas will skate to the nearest studio control room, where he will remain and transmit Abelton Live tutorial videos until there’s no more little razor scooter fuckers at the skatepark.
Nicholas is currently celebrating two hours of clean time from chik-fil-A sauce.